Random
Source Code

London

London is one of the best friends you will ever have, she has a great sense of humor and will always be there for you. She is beautiful but short and is fiercely protective of her friends and family.

London loves cats.

by Doglover_#123 October 27, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


London

A big fat bitch that is built like equilateral who also put people down to make herself look better , and weighs 150-215

β€œPerson :why did the car just go down?”
β€œOther person :because london got in.”

by DDDrinks/jimmyjohn May 24, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


London

He need a microscope to see his penis.

Eww its London.

by Evanisdumb January 28, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


London

London is an amazing boy that is very short but his personality is absolutely AMAZING!! London is also a great boyfriend and has the best hugs!! I love London so much!❀️πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ’•πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜‡πŸ˜

My best friend: β€œThere’s London”

Me: β€œYep that’s my boyfriend”

by and_i_oop_sksksksksk October 22, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


London

Capital City of England, full of landmarks which you are forced to visit by relatives and foreign friends even though you have already seen them 10 times. Fish and Chip shops galore, always raining.

Person 1: Hey I'm going to visit the London Eye, when I visit my friend, wanna come too?
Person 2: I would, but I don't have a significant attachment to rain.
Person 1: What? It doesn't rain all the time.
Person 2: Ha, good one.

by ShadowyLondoner May 15, 2016

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


london

The name London is a mixture of two words ''LUN'&'DONE'

when this city was created in England, a bunch of fuckers headed by Punjabi got togather to name this city. After three days of no conclusion Punjabi came out for a fag. As soon as he came out, a news reporter stopped him and asked
Sir what is done ?''
Punjabi replied in agitation..''Lun Done''

and since then it was named LUNDONE, later on spelled as LONDON to avoid female resistance.

whenever nothing is agreed upon in a meeting, manager says LONDON ...which means LUNDONE

by konka January 9, 2008

17πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


London

A really dramatic person who dosn't forgive anybody for along time or just not at all.

London is too dramatic.

by Ben Dover69 March 2, 2006

14πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž