London is one of the best friends you will ever have, she has a great sense of humor and will always be there for you. She is beautiful but short and is fiercely protective of her friends and family.
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A big fat bitch that is built like equilateral who also put people down to make herself look better , and weighs 150-215
βPerson :why did the car just go down?β
βOther person :because london got in.β
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He need a microscope to see his penis.
Eww its London.
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London is an amazing boy that is very short but his personality is absolutely AMAZING!! London is also a great boyfriend and has the best hugs!! I love London so much!β€οΈπ₯°πππ₯Ίππ
My best friend: βThereβs Londonβ
Me: βYep thatβs my boyfriendβ
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Capital City of England, full of landmarks which you are forced to visit by relatives and foreign friends even though you have already seen them 10 times. Fish and Chip shops galore, always raining.
Person 1: Hey I'm going to visit the London Eye, when I visit my friend, wanna come too?
Person 2: I would, but I don't have a significant attachment to rain.
Person 1: What? It doesn't rain all the time.
Person 2: Ha, good one.
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The name London is a mixture of two words ''LUN'&'DONE'
when this city was created in England, a bunch of fuckers headed by Punjabi got togather to name this city. After three days of no conclusion Punjabi came out for a fag. As soon as he came out, a news reporter stopped him and asked
Sir what is done ?''
Punjabi replied in agitation..''Lun Done''
and since then it was named LUNDONE, later on spelled as LONDON to avoid female resistance.
whenever nothing is agreed upon in a meeting, manager says LONDON ...which means LUNDONE
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A really dramatic person who dosn't forgive anybody for along time or just not at all.
London is too dramatic.
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