Lunch Meet

Lunch Meet is a useless waste of time; bull shitting and babbling.

Unicorn: Good Noon!
Rainbow: Good Nooon!
Unicorn: How's your xanax?
Rainbow: I'm too scared to take it!
Unicorn: Eat my hamburger
Shuman: I love Lunch Meet!

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Costco Lunch

When one enters a grocery store in the pursuit of making a meal out of all the samples around the store. A strong indicator of a cheap ass.

John got kicked out of Safeway for having a Costco Lunch in the Deli section.

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lunch dump

Typically experienced in a public restroom setting everyday between 1:30pm - 3:30pm, whereby the entire washroom facility is inundated by non-courtesy flushers. In this perfect storm, the smell culminates in what can best be described as the equivalent of 1,000 zombies who ate 1,000 tacos, 1,000 years ago, rising from the dead, and eliminating said tacos into the rankest smell ever propagated onto mankind. Global warming is possibly being caused by this daily activity.

Hey Jesse, avoid the men's room for the next hour, Jimmy and co. just got back from Wingin' It and are engaged in the daily lunch dump. I literally held my breath the entire time I was in there to keep from bleeding from my nose and mouth. All I want for Xmas is a courtesy flush from those fuckers.

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lunch drunk

When you have huge meal at lunch and are comletely useless when you go back to work.

Jarek was so lunch drunk that afternoon he could barely form a sentance

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liquid lunch

a lunch break from work, wherein one consumes a quantity of alcholic beverages.

Today has been rough; I think it's time for a liquid lunch.

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lunch-blocking

\ˈlənch-ˈbläkeng\ The act of preventing or postponing someone from going to lunch through actions such as scheduling meetings, asking questions, or starting discussions at or near lunch time for the target of the block.

Fred: Where were you? We missed you at lunch.

Bob: My boss scheduled a meeting from 11AM - 2PM today. I was totally lunch-blocked.

Fred: Yeah, my boss was totally lunch-blocking me all last week when he would pop-in to my office at 10:55 for a status report knowing I always go to lunch at 11AM!

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box-lunch

Cunnilingus as a nutritious meal in itself.

"She opened up her Box-lunch and I got right down on it and chowed down til my face was soakin' wet; then I squirted an extra-generous load of hot fuck-gravy on top of her quivering left-overs for the next nutritious hungry-man dinner soon-to-be-eaten out of the same gooey box of fuck-snot! Anybody hungry?"

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