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A shit that requires a extra toilet paper or a bath.
Darren had a messy shit yesterday.
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One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.
Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?
Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?
Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.
Sean: They are such messy sleepers.
Devin: Agreed.
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when someone rubs shit on your teeth when you are sleeeping on a air matress.
Bill? Did you give me one of those messy marty's last night? You got it all over the air matress and my gums.
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A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.
Short- MJ, Dirty MJ
Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.
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A protected species in world football by the media
If he doesn’t say what Barcelona want to say you won’t be leo messied.
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The king and the goat of
He's Argentinian and his current club is FC Barcelona
He likes to win Ballon d'Or's but he doesn't win World cups.
Overall he's a great player.
Fan 1: I really like Lionel Messi.
Fan 2: Yeah he's a goat and a king.
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Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.
After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.
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