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Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.

The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper

by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021


Minnetonka Minty Pig

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards

Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...

by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020


minty#8700

minty#8700 is the definition of mid and mid like minty fresh gum.

Mid person: minty#8700 isn’t mid!
Non-mid person : smh minty#8700 is mid wym🤨🤨

by skyleow March 18, 2022


minty-est

This word defines a person as someone who is superior to everyone else. They're so unreal you can't even get on their level!

Jake and Nat are two of the minty-est kids around!

by Mint Baud December 9, 2013


Ooo minty

A phrase often said when fucking someone within 3.5cm of dental floss

Oooo minty. Sharon, you’re so minty tonight. Ooooo

by Justanemobunny May 4, 2018


Minty

To feel superior and a bit smug, you’ve got something a bit better than everyone else

“What is John looking so smug about?”
“Don’t mind him he’s just feeling minty because he flies business class

by Mintyfresh2.0 February 11, 2023


Minty

Fresh, crisp, enjoyable, fun, innovative.

Wow, those new shows are minty!

I got a $100 bill and it was so minty.

Can we just talk about that tiktok, it's really minty!

by CreamyDeliciousYasso October 2, 2020