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The act of heating up your nail or bucket with the torch on full blast, similar to the rockets Elon is testing.
Stoner1: yooo brooo what are you doing to that nail thats excessive???
Stoner2: I'm Elon Musking it bro how else am I going to get to mars???
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1. a very clean animal, native to tundra areas.
2. that beardy man who lives under the stairs
1. "should we bathe the musk ox?"
"ok, but they're not very dirty..."
2. "whos that loser under the stairs?"
"its a musk ox"
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The Muskiest Elon to exist. Hosted meme review and owns several companies. Soon to surpass T-series. Loves his dolphin, but for some unknown reason, it can’t swim...
Kaleb:Do you know who Elon Musk is?Brian: No, I don’t think so
Kaleb:Bye old friend *leaves forever*
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Foolishly believing in random information given out by Elon Musk.
As we all know, Elon Musk told a lot of things in the past and today we understand that most was simply for marketing purposes and to raise stock prices.
He often manages to illude people by only giving out the most juicy parts.
Eg.
Elon Musk: "Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance."
Our imagination translates this into a car which will last for 1 million miles. However the fact is that any similar part can last forever in a very well oiled environment because the friction is near to none. We should be careful to not get musked in future.
Elon Musk: Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
Short Seller: I got musked!
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God.
I just saw Elon Musk give a speech and jfc!
Indeed, he is God.
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An extremely wealthy man who also happens to have extremely low emotional intelligence. He has big visionary ideas and lofty goals but lacks any hint of wisdom, prudence or tact. He may be thinking for humanity as a whole, but he certainly doesn't give a damn for humans on an interpersonal level. His MBTI personality type (INTP) very much reflects and explains his lack of concern for the more human things (inferior Fe).
Person 1: I hate Elon Musk now after reading all those horrible stories and tweets
Person 2: Tbf Elon's not a bad guy per se, he just really does not know how to empathize with people or their situations, nor does he show any gratitude. He values his ideas and goals more than the people who help conceive them. He places an overexaggerated importance on logic and efficiency, and shuns anything that gets in the way of his personal agenda. Just like the US presidency, Elon was never ready to handle the responsibilities that came with being a wealthy leader. He is oddly relatable though, I'll give him that.
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