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Poster of # 53 how old are you five or something? That aside, NZ is still an awesome country, very similar to Canada:
Bilingual
Large concentration of Scottish migrants in Otago (Nova Scotia for Canada)
A Big brother country next door, called Australia (US for Canada). Australia has been very influential in New Zealand life and history why else do you think all the definitions here mention Australia, in much the same way the US has been a big influence on Canada, despite all that Australia and the US do love Canada and NZ a lot. This is becoming more realised in Canada and NZ and so that love and respect is increasingly returned.
Largest tower in the Northern/Southern Hemispheres. CN Tower for Toronto, Skytower for Auckland.
Neither of them joined in the Iraq fracas upsetting their respective big siblings at the time. However, they did both send troops to Afghanistan.
Conclusion of post.
New Zealand and Canada have a lot in common.
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Where upon the act of dying you "bust out" the splits, whether on the ground, in mid air, or inverted.
Investigators were told that the man hit by the vehicle let out an instantaneous New Zealand Spritzer before he died.
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A country full of cunts and full of racist asswipes. New Zealand is a total shithole, worse than the 3rd world nations. The people here are full faggots. Fuck New Zealand. LOL argue with someone in Real Life.
Fuck New Zealand.
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The holy grail of New Zealand's yachting elite in 1995, bringing home the Americas Cup to Auckland, then sucessfully defending it in the year 2000.
"The Americas Cup is NOW New Zealand's Cup" - Pete Montgomery - commentating for Team New Zealand
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New Zealander accent
New Zealander accent
When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.
Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.
Background:
It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.
Definition:
When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)
Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer
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