Goof Fruit

Any person that smokes a bowl and acts like an idiot afterward.

Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.

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Fruit Leather

An older gay man whose skin has turned to leather from too much tanning. Loves to wear speedos wherever he goes to show off his leathery brown wrinkled skin.

That beach in Maui is so full of fruit leather it's creeping me out.

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bum fruit

The fruit of the bum. Droppings

I am off to the Crapper to drop a bunch of bum fruit.

My bum fruits are ripe, I must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of bum fruit).

Jay: *fart*
Emma: Oh god, that stinks Jay! Go to the toilet!
Jay: I couldn't possibly
Emma: Why!?
Jay: They (bum fruits) have yet to ripen.
Emma: You stinky bastard.

Bum fruits of the forest - When one lays down a selection of Bum fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).

This in turn can become a bum fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.

If you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your bum fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. Do not offer these bum fruits to friends.

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Fruit Rabbit

Southern slang for a gay guy or woman. Usually a code word since most yankees have no idea what we're alluding to.

Homer- "Ummm,I gotta a question about Jason....."
Mike-" Oh yeah cuz, he's a fruit rabbit!"
Homer- "Yep I pretty much came that conclusion!"

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Rectum Fruit

The fruit of the rectum. Otherwise known as feces or poo.

Wow, dude I just let loose a huge load of rectum fruit!

I have to go deposit some rectum fruit into the feces receptacle.

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What the Fruit?

A safe, swearless synonym for "What the Fuck?"

Alex: "I dropped your alarm clock in the toilet, sorry hun."

Lee Won: "What the fruit?!?!?!?"

Fruit Candy

Homosexual men that heterosexual women still find attractive and/or think of as "eye candy".

Maybe we won't pick up any guys at the gay bar, but there's guaranteed to be a lot of fruit candy there!

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