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pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time

Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?

by Dave September 16, 2003

497๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


sideways hokey pokey

the act of having sex

"damn that chick is hot, i'd do the sideways hokey pokey with her all night long."

by bernsy February 28, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokey-bum-wank

One who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.

Jack got so turned on by โ€œTranssexual Heartbreakers Vol 2โ€ he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.

by MisterLee October 7, 2003

52๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pandemic Pokey-Cokey

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You shouldโ€™ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020


Pokey Mc Downer

(Noun) A normally long and thin implement, as a fire extinguisher pin or the flint mechanism from a Clipper lighter, for poking down the end of a spliff.

It should be know that anyone who keeps a fire extinguisger pin on their keyring, does indeed smoke marijuana.

Can you pass me a cigarette, please? I need a Pokey Mc Downer to finish off this spliff.

Synonyms;

None known

by Mc Downer February 2, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horizontal Hokey Pokey

The act of or engaging in Sex.

"I walked into my house and i could tell my parents were doing some c-razzzzzy horizontal hokey pokey!"

by lauRgasm April 25, 2005

61๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chocolate pokey stick

When one man poops and does not wipe and another man sticks his finger in his butt and shoved his poop covered finger in the other mans mouth

Yo I gave joe the chocolate pokey stick at the sleep over last week

by How mama 446 May 8, 2021