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when you grab a person's legs with poop-smeared toilet paper from underneath a bathroom stall divider and yell, "rusty shackles!"
A strange man gave me rusty shackles today when I sat down to take a crap in a public restroom.
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the act of shoving a high heel or stiletto heel into the ass of a girl; usually done while hitting her doggy style. The rusty comes from ass, like in the rusty trombone. The hynea comes from the fact that its funny so when you tell your friends about it it is not uncommon to laugh like a hyena.
I was over erica's house last night and I saw a high heel on the bed while I was hitting her from behind: so I gave her a rusty hyena.
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When your pubes get stuck in the zipper of your pants
"Uh oh, my pubes just got eaten by a rusty lawnmower"
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When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
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Experienced players of the Rusty Trombone have been known to raise the recipient of their ministrations to such a peak of pleasure that they lose control of their bowels and forcefully break wind during orgasm. The resultant blast of gas can be sufficiently forceful to inflate the cheeks of the player mildly reminiscient of the pouched cheeks of Dizzie Gillespie during a performance on a normal metal trombone.
The attempts to rid oneself of the odour and taste together with vocalistaion of rage are thought to be the origins of Scat singing. It is well known people who love Jazz also love to do this sort of thing.
He let go with such a Rusty Gillespie that she scatted for over a minute. What a marvellous improvisation worthy of the master himself...
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An erect penis that has been withdrawn after anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea.
Bill had a "Rusty Boner" after his girlfriend ate at P.F. Changs.
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When a male is partaking in anal with another man, he finished then pulls out with crusted feces on his penis then the second participant licks the feces off of the first man penis
I rusty triggered John last night - Carl