Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.
He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!
Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?
Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
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term used when a friend/acquaintance/colleague shows no knowledge or understanding of a topic of interest.
You: "Dude did you hear about Moss getting traded to the Titans?"
Friend: "He got traded again?"
You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."
Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."
You: "......"
Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.
Guy: Shut the fuck up
Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats
battery status (percentage of battery charge remaining)
I need to sign off until I can plug my phone in. My batt stat is at 1%.
the phrase said after a funny comment is made, referring to the fact that someone should put the said quote as their facebook status.
martha: i want my babies to look like him, only with better teeth
mary: hahaha stat that. martha you're retarded, babies dont even have teeth
A homosexual act in which an individual has sexual relations with multiple other individuals within a short interval of time, with the ritual often being for the individual to exclaim "Stat that!" post-coitus with the final individual in the streak, and in future conversations regarding said streak.
Sam: "I heard you pegged 3 guys in one weekend?"
Matt: "Hell yeah man, stat that!"
the guy who made fysc popular and everyone forgot about because the fysc stuff broke.
Wow! Stat Wars is streaming today! Forget HEXZD!