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A derogatory statement to describe the females of our species.
"You see that lady over there, don't talk to her, that's my squirrel!"
"I call dibs on all the squirrels in this bar."
"Why are you eyeballing my girlfriend? That's my squirrel bitch."
A word to describe what a person does when they are easily distracted.
Bob: So, in conclusion, 4+4 = 8
Tommy: Wait, what?
Bob: I just gave an hour lesson on this!
Jim: Yeah, but Tommy was like "Squirrel!" the whole time.
The most terrifying creature that will ever live
RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!
Another name for a snatch or a bush.
LeRoy and Tyrone went under the grandstand at the game to see if they could shoot (see) some squirrels.
Mrs. Jimmy?: "Honey, pick me up a box of squirrel covers when you're at the store, okay?"
Jimmy: "You want the panty liner size, or the hospital size?"
To suddenly become distracted by anything and everything. Also to start additional tasks in procrastination of an original task
*Normal chatter*
J: Oh look, a Red wing black bird
EX2)
P1- Just call them and get it over with
P2- or I could check my score and dispute three random things
P1- stop squirrelling