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When she has been out gambling and drinking all night long, you wait until she is passed out and you take a shit in her mouth. Then she spits it out like a volcano in front of the Mirage.
When she came home at 4:00am, I gave her a Vegas surprise.
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When a plastic surgeon ejaculates into the hole cut into the breast of a breast augmentation patient. Often the implant is then filled with semen rather than more traditional materials.
I could tell dat hoe had a cheap morrisey suprise because even though I fucked her cunt she ended up with a pearl necklace and smaller breasts.
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The man that stands on his patio every morning at the same time you do, but only comes out in the summer time. Usually dressed in a white bathrobe splayed wide open to display his discolored tighty-whities. You never know when he will appear or emerge from his pervert paradise. He watches you but never talks - usually wins at staring contests becuase he is psycho. He can also be the guy at the gym who stands above you breathing heavily and sweating while trying to give you advice on how to strengthen your core - he then proceeds to stalk you in the elevators and asks out all your friends.
"Hey man, check out creeper suprise"
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A phrase used by people who are ignorant and perpetuate rape culture.
Also known as:
Sexual assult /Rape : Sexual contact without the victims consent.
Girl:"I was raped."
Idiot who is also an asshole :"It was just suprise sex, you were asking for it."
Normal people:"That rape you asshole there is no such thing as suprise sex."
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This is a word that is used, by people with extreme intelligence, instead of ambush.
*(thinking to self) Hmmmm... A bush and umm seems to be a suprise or something, like an ambush but I think that SUPRISE BUSH would sound MUCH better...*
HEY I GOT IT GUYS....SUPRISE BUSH!
*Shake Heads*
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When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.
Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)
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When you wake up a captive in a sex dungeon and the last thing you remember was going for a drink with one of your mates
Fred came too and thought he now had a vague idea what was Huxley's suprise
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