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A term to use when you find something hard to do.
"That coursework was a pain in the arse for me"
A comment made by a pearson who has just passed wind to inform those present of the event.
Similar to "more tea vicar".
Joe just passed wind and issued the obligatory good arse comment.
A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.
"Butler, fetch my arse-trumpet"
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A buffoon or jester acting as a boss for any medium to large size office. He circumvents, cheats, deludes, dissapoints and finally ensnares prospective clients using jokes, antics, and sheer braggadocio. Arse Clowns' obsessive tendency for bullshitting stem from being born with absolutely no talent and often suffer from slight brain damage, a condition which incongruously causes them to swagger about in a cocky manner.
"Why the hell is that guy such an arrogant prick? He has no skill or intelligence, in fact he's quite ugly as well!"
"He's an Arse Clown"
"Oh, of course!.."
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a light or dark brown pigmentation found on either sexs underwear, fingers, nose, tongue, which curiously smells of stilton or gorgonzola, perhaps parmesan...cheese strongly, almost to the point of revultion when in realization its probably from the bum-hole arse.
baby, you left some arse cheese on the towel/quilt again......
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1. To complete a job to a very poor standard.
2. To start on a job and not...
Half Arsed (UK) aka Half Assed (US)
"From the latin Halficus Arseicus meaning British Builder"
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