Random
Source Code
Random
I read this book, but there was no comment section to state my opinion on it. Lame.
4👍 3👎
To be arrested, usually used around the philly area.
"Damn did you hear about that guy that got booked?"
2👍 1👎
The best thing you will ever experience in life. The only thing that brings the best joy into this world.
" Books are better than people"
2👍 1👎
The most beautiful thing, no, living being on Earth. You will never be able to find another thing that is better than this because it can solve all of your problems. If you are a depressed bitch, read a book. If you have daddy issues because your dad is a pussy, the pages will always be by your side. Buy a book my friends.
"Wait, you have a book?! Watch when all your problems disappear, even your dad!"
2👍 2👎
When you hook up with a girl in the most scholarly way possible, have her bent over doggy style and have an open book on her. That way you can study and smash
"Bro, last night Jonah walked in on me booking this girl"
"Dude, no way? Did he get a picture?
"You damn well know he did"
4👍 4👎