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O5 Council

A bunch of idiotic bureaucrats who rule the worst secretive organization ever known to mankind, that said organization being the SCP Foundation.

Is the O5 council at it again?

by EpikChad119 May 18, 2023

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council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

by jon ronson July 30, 2006


Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021


The Council of Bald

Any of the most intimidating bald people in the world

He is part of The Council of Bald.

by BigC_heese October 3, 2020


Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.

Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.

by Ddraig73 January 31, 2022


the council rules

These rules shall be followed by none other than the boys and only the boys. These rules provide to let the boys make decisions within the council and by joining the council you must look at the broste system and see if you qualify to be part of the council.
Rule 1. The council shall be only with the boys, girls have no say in the decisions that happen within the council. This includes girlfriends.

Rule 2. The boys shall not take orders or suggestions from the girls as this ties into rule 1.

Rule 3. The boys must stick with the boys. A boy in need a broski indeed. As well as bros before hoes.

Rule 4. Any broken rules shall be fined into expulsion from the council or lowered their standards from bro to homie or a broski to a bro.
Rule 5: if a bro is caught breaking a rule by a girl they shall be given the right to tell the council and let the council decide the punishment they shall receive.

The council may add more rules if they please after all, they are the council.

Bro: Hey guys my girlfriend wants me to not hang out with the boys.

Broski: nah bro remember the council rules.

by Gloomy.news November 4, 2020


Council Pizza

Cheese on toast is affectionately known as Council Pizza cheese on toast

I'm a bit skint this week love, shall we have council pizza for tea?
or l love a bit of Worcester on me Council Pizza.

by Jonny Wise July 27, 2018