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A vacation dick is the larger dick that your bitch rides on the side.
Person 1; Did you and your boyfriend hook up last night?
Person 2; Matt and I? Hell no. I went and rode on my vacation dick.
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Any prolonged stay in the jail of a county, parish, or commonwealth over 3 months and up to 2 years. These stays are evidence that free will does indeed exist. Exercising an excessive amount of free will could possibly allow you to gain free room and board at one of our little-known vacation hideaways. You could come to know all our wonderful staff who see to your every need and ensure you are treated with the respect befitting your accusations. As a free gift for taking this vacation, you might even leave with up to 18 months probation. Following God's will eliminates your eligibility for this fabulous offer. Terms and conditions apply. This offer is not void anywhere in the world.
Jeff: Hey Bill, I haven't seen you in a while, where have ya been?
Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.
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to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime
"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*
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The negative physical and mental effects you feel when you return to work or school after an extended vacation. Generally these include tiredness, confusion, and a headache, amongst others.
Jim: "Hey Ron, you look pretty stressed out, what's wrong?"
Ron: "The three week Christmas break has given me Vacation withdrawals."
Jim: "Aw, that blows."
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The sexual act of funneling ants into the butt
I blind folded my girlfriend and gave her a Mexican vacation. We are no longer together.
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The Summer Vacation is the word that describes the "recess" of the students during the summer. However, this word is just the codeword for the loophole teachers get to assign work, so despite popular belief, it's really not a recess at all. Students are just being brainwashed and don't realize they still have school on their summer "vacation."
Student 1: Yes!!! Summer Vacation is here!
Student That Possesses Superior Knowledge: You mean secret summer workload is here?
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when co-worker overshares about all their enjoyable, fun, adventurous escapades while on vacation, while you are stuck at work, dreaming of you, yourself one day leaving the office to go on vacation.
Todd: If you could get that email out by 9 a.m., that would be great. By the way, I’m on a boat right now watching killer whales! So exciting, right?!!
Nicole: Sure, Todd. Sounds great. Sure wish I could stop vicariously vacationing through you and go to Fiji!
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