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A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
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When a group of douche bags pile in the same car to go somewhere.
"Dude, that douche wagon just tried to run me off of the road!"
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A big-assed, piece-of-shit, gas-guzzling SUV that should not be allowed to drive on the road.
"Look at that big, ugly Onceler Wagon! Let's egg it!"
e.g. a Hummer . . . or anything that gets under 15 mpg
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The type of car you see on the side of the road or driving, with flames or gas leaking from the back. This is usually seen when someone forgets to disconnect the gas nossle front the fuel tank and covers the car with gas. Hence, setting the car (wagon) ablaze.
Dude, when I was going to work, an arson wagon was in the ditch.
The swagon wagon is pretty much the train that all faggots who have "swag" and say stupid shit like YOLO and BRAH are aboard.
Dude, Brah, like yolo what up n*ggazz.
Bitch get off the swagon wagon.
The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin