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Horny cumslut. Likes large throbbing black meat scepters in his rectum. Talks to a lot of girls to hide the fact that he is a queer. He kidnaps little boys for the gay-sex slave trade and keeps the retarded ones that don't sell for use on himself.
sally: "Look at that little boy with down syndrome over there, hopefully he's not kidnapped by Hugo Tucker and used as a sex-slave"
Hugo Tucker: "come here little man, I'm getting horny!!!"
If you know a Hugo you are really luck he is really funny and always says negro like his best friends are Macey,sophia and Devon you should give him a £10 note each day
Person a: yo is that hugo chan
Person b: you know it is damn I got to give £10
Every man's best friend when trying to impress a woman.
1: So, how about you and I?
2: Get bent, douchebag.
1: I see. Allow me to introduce my friend. His name is Boss. Hugo Boss. *leans over*
2: I love you. Let's fuck.
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Probably the most useless Stats lecturer ever recorded in history. A monique hugo (pronounced hew-ghoo) is a rare and peculiar species. During a typical hugo lecture, She can be seen at the front of the class doing absolutely fuck all whilst all of her students begin to ponder how in the fucks name did this half wit become a lecturer in the first place. Those who take their degrees seriously and wish to pass stats are basically fucked as it is extremely difficult, nay impossible, to obtain a single shred of useful information from this incompetent simpleton. If anyone comes across this incredible creature it is strongly advised to steer clear as it is almost guaranteed that you are fucked in life if you happen to unfortunately be placed in this. so take this warning and avoid this interesting specimen at all costs, thank you.
whats up man, what lecture do you have now? I've got stats with Monique hugo, i am so fucked dude please help me
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Hugo Martin is a chunky boy who is the creative director at ID software, with their most recent game: Doom Eternal.
Person 1: "Hey, who is that person that you're so fucking obsessed by?"
Person 2: "Hugo Martin"
The guy who's sitting right next to me. Would bang.
I came. I saw. I fucked. Hugo Suarez!