Academic Communism

When every student in a class earns the exact same grade (often a bad one). This usually occurs in general education classes. Like Communism, every student hates it; esp the dumb ones.

Me: What did you get on that algebra exam?
DD: What do you think? an F.
Me: LOL
DD: What did you get?
Me: an F
Paul: the whole class got Fs
Me: Typical Academic Communism.
DD: Fail.

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Academic Advisor

Someone who has made a career out of misleading students and pushing the agenda of their academic institution, even when it goes against a student's own best interests; Someone who makes money providing university students with worse advice than their peer group could offer them.

"How did you even end up in that class as a freshman anyway? Most people don't even take it until their fourth semester in college!"
"My academic advisor said I'd be able to handle it... I guess I have to take it again next spring."
"I wouldn't even bother going to them, any idiot with the internet and Microsoft Excel could probably come up with a more well-reasoned course plan."

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Academic Decathlon

Organization of Asians with no social life who compete to see who's never going to get laid.

Student#1:"Are you going to the Academic Decathlon meeting today?"

Student#2:"Fuck no!"

Student#1:"Haha, I'm just fuckin' with yah. You wanna go smoke some weed?"

Student#1:"You're damn right I do!"

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academic chicken

A person who is smart, but who is too scared to show it because they don't want to be made fun of.

I could have gotten an A on the test, but I'm an academic chicken and don't want to be shuvved in my locker.

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academic challenge

having sex in all the academic buildings on a campus. practiced frequently at elitist small liberal arts colleges

chad: stacy and I studied all last night
brad: really?
chad: nah bro, we academic challenge-d in every classroom of pgill

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academic chicken

A Reason for all poultry retails to increase prices.
They now claim to breed academic chickens, which taste much better than the previously non-academic smarter.
It is as thought you can taste the smartness in the meat.

Maple Leaf Meats has announced the increase of prices on poultry due to the use of academic chickens.
A company representative was quotes as saying " Smarter chickens, are tastier chickens ".

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academic weapon

Mason is an absolute academic weapon, man is goated.

Man is a academic weapon

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