Alcoholism

Basically if you call someone on the phone and in an emotional wreck and express your love for them. Bloody alcoholics.

Alcoholism is only a problem if you say it's a problem.

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Alcohol

It is shit and can turn even the nicest man in to a idiotic simpleton and promotes violence and arrogance and makes to forget about problems that need solving otherwise you could get kicked out of your house.

Alcohol can cause a person to rape or beat another person or start doing bad stuff or being stupid.

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Alcoholic

Someone who can't go a day with out drinking alcohol.

Abby is an alcoholic.

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Alcohol

The sole reason for waking up, and the main way of falling asleep

Son: Dad ease up on the Alcohol it's becoming a problem
Stepdad: It's not a problem until I stop drinking
Son: But you've never stopped drinking in your life
Stepdad: Exactly

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Alcoholism

Very chic amongst (pseudo-)intellectuals, mostly of the hipster brand.

Sascha spends his Friday nights drunk, reading Derrida.

Alcoholism must be in this definition.

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Alcoholism

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

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alcoholic

A person addicted to alcohol consumption.

Benji Madden was an alcoholic but he's been sober for 3 years now...yay Benji! Luvv ya dude!!

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