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When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.
"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."
When someone shits into a box fan.
Everyone got tired of playing twister so they broke out the amish windmill.
Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.
I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.
you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.
I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.
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to have sex in the dark because a man is to ashamed to show his real dick size
Girl 1: He had to have amish sex with me because he dick was so small!
Girl 2: Thats what she said.
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When two guys share a condom at the same time. Two dicks, one condom.
Hey bro, you want to try a Amish Hotpocket with me?
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When a man with a beard gets a tan during the summer and then shaves their beard off leaving a distinct pale area where the beard was located.
Check out the Amish Tan on that guy, his face looks like a monkey's butt.
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