hay bail

A fat bowl of low-grade marijuana packed in a water-cooled apparatus.

That fucker Bill kept packing me hay bails until I blacked out.

Don't pack a hay bail, I just want a little ripper.

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Pre-bail

To drink so hard during the pre-gaming session you can't make it to the club.

Sorry Trista, I need to pre-bail on going out tonight because I drank to much.

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Bail Hole

Part Bail out, part Black Hole, the effect of applying large sums of money to sinking companies in hopes of reviving them.

Despite the efforts to revive the failing corporation, the loans/assistance have just become a Bail Hole.

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millennial bail

When you always say "Yes!" to all plans, but you bail because you're a millennial.

Kevin: Hey do you wanna go see a movie Thursday?
You: Yes!
Kevin: Awesome I'll hit you up later this week!
...
(Thursday)
Kevin: You still down for that movie?
You: uhhhhhh I don't think I can anymore, sorry!
Kevin (to himself): Classic millennial bail by Wojtek.

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Bail Out

When people bail on Bailey. This happens at least once a week because Bailey is too nice and doesn't stop hanging out with flakey people. lol

Person 1: Hey how was last night Bailey?

Bailey: Boring. Everyone bailed on me so I just stayed home and watched tv.

Person: Damn Bail Out. Your friends suck.

Bailey: Yeah, yeah I know.

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Kale Bail

When one is eating vegan food with a friend and forgets money. The other friend then helps or bails them out.

"Molly Hawkey totally Kale Bailed me when I forgot my wallet at Cafe Gratitude. She is such a nice lady." - Genevieve Jones.

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Flail and Bail

The act of Flail and Bail is when something serious is going down, and you wish escape the situation by anymeans neccessary.

Generally includes a speedy escape whilst arms flail behind you. Thus the term Flail and Bail. Best used while screaming nonsense.

Woman: "I'm Pregnant"
Man: "ROMG, FLAIL AND BAIL"

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