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King's Blessing

The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.

"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."

by Gregory Gonzo March 20, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blessing Feeds

The act of making someoneโ€™s day by having them see a picture of you in their Instagram/snapchat/twitter feed.

Scott really just blessed your feed.
On my momma Scott is blessing feeds.

by ScottTheFlexGod November 8, 2018

24๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blessing of Africa

large penis

abbreviated 'B.O.A.'

Mordecai has a real BOA in his trousers.
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Mordecai has a real Blessing of Africa in his trousers.

by Mordecai May 19, 2004

22๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.

I'm getting my patriarchal blessing. Yay.

by CDB December 8, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghetto Blessing

An minor unexpected win.
Term made popular in Chicago.

When you go to Wendyโ€™s and order 4 nuggets but you get 5... ghetto blessing.

When you find a $5 in the laundry...ghetto blessing

by Encinitas Man April 22, 2021


paid bless

clothing company prominently for their "classics" t-shirt featuring an all over design of classic hip hop album covers.

Thats some fresh ass paid bless

by JerryTwoFingers September 3, 2007


regan blessed

amazing. gorgous. gives you flutterbuys.

hey it's regan blessed. ooh, here come the butterflys

by rawrsaidthedinosaur June 23, 2011