camera whore

Someone who is self-absorbed and has to be in front of a camera at all times. These people are usually classified as atteniton getting whores too.

Camera whores need lives.

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[Camera Hore]

someone who takes pictures of themselves too much!

"ooo take a picture of me"
*takes picture*
"one more time please"

other person: "woow your such a camera hore"

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The Camera Problem

One of the first obstacles encountered by aspiring film makers: not having a camera. Encountering the Camera Problem often kills movies in preproduction.

"Dude, I thought you and Brandon were gonna make a movie!"
"We wanted to, but we don't have a camera."
"Ohhhhh, the camera problem, huh."

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camera hand

A technique, that involves extending your right or left hand in front of you at an angle, camera facing you, to take a picture of yourself or with friends. If you have a great camera hand you always snap a perfect picture of yourself, and not some random object, in about 0.005 seconds without thinking about it. Seen frequently in many teenage girls today.

She takes way too many pictures, so she probably has an excellent camera hand by now.

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camera phone

A criminal obsession of the truly retarded.

Something people with jobs that matter don't have, because in occupations/industries where it really counts, cameras are security risks.
Every other clueless wannabe has one though.

Michael complained about the pictures on his camera phone, when they turned out to be way below yearbook quality.
"I thought I was getting an SLR!" he lamented.

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Digital Camera

A camera in which you do not have to use film. It used digital media, thus, you do not have to pay to get it developed. It kicks ass.

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Well Camera

This rare camera is only owned by one man, and that man is Agent Argenti. He uses it to get Mexican kids out of wells, and then videotape dirty hoebags getting Tony Danza's in his RV.

Mexican Kid: Help me Argenti Ive fallen down the well !
Argenti: No problem you little Mexican bastard, here comes the well camera
Dirty Hoebag: I love your well camera Agent Argenti, and Id love to go back to your RV now
Argenti: Im gonna pound you like a champ, prepare to be Argentified and get a Tony Danza you dirty hoebag, fuck yeah !

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