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jamaican car wash

the act of a girl taking a shit on your chest, then smearing it on you with her breasts

dude, last night chelsea gave me a jamaican car wash, it was fucking sick.

by paulthecomet May 20, 2010

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big k car wash

this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.

person A: where has matty gone?

person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.

by festunga April 28, 2007

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car wash professional

It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day

Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.

by MrSwordCZE January 12, 2019


Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022


Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019


Scenic Suds Car Wash

A car wash that looks like the Wacky Factory at Lake Winnie

Scenic Suds Car Wash is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022


car wash fringe

The long fringe that hangs from the arms of many tacky western leather jackets - sometimes so long and dense that it resembles the washing strips at car washes.

When her boot emerged from her Ford Monster Truck with a spur on it, we weren't surprised when the rest of her emerged wearing that tacky country-western leather jacket with the turquoise studs and thick car wash fringe hanging from the arms!

by Kreme De Mentia June 30, 2011