the act of a girl taking a shit on your chest, then smearing it on you with her breasts
dude, last night chelsea gave me a jamaican car wash, it was fucking sick.
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this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
person A: where has matty gone?
person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
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It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day
Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.
1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.
I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.
1. The act of putting your face in between the breast of two large breasted women as they hug, wiggle, and shimmy!
2. The act of having four boobies slapping against your face like the brushes spinning in a car wash!
1) As Lora and Sarah began hugging, Joe inserted his head in between the twos large breast woman for a car washing!
2) When Jim Bob wanted to go motor boat during the threesome, he decided that four boobs are better than one, so he went car washing!
This is when you get a group of people and just go destroy a bar you don’t like. Maybe the bartender was rude. It doesn’t matter. You can walk on your check or upper deck the ladies room. The important part is to be as annoying as possible to piss off the place that wronged you and you do it as a team.
Yo graham! Let’s car wash Ivan’s bar tomorrow. His shit is becoming tiresome. I’ll tell you what. I’ll upper deck the women’s room and you ask for the check and we both walk out after he prints it. That bitch.