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the act of scratching your ass or junk in public and trying to make it not obvious when it totally is. most often done in a "casual way" when everyone happens to be looking.
"dude that chick was just carsoning TURN OFF"
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a very tall, tan person who has bird like wrists and no one likes but his girlfriend. If you have a carson, you are very lucky so don't let him go! Carsons tend to go after girls out of their league
Jane: That carson is pretty hot, but he looks really desperate
Lindsay: His name must be Carson
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Noun: Scum of the lowest level in human society
Verb: Carsoning(present) Carson'd(past)
Carsoner: The person committing the act of Carsoning
How to Carson:
1) Become best friend of target(usually a person)
2)Ask for a chance with said person while they are dating
3)Whenever fights with person's significant other occur be there to comfort
4)Make everything partner does seem worse than it actually is
5)Try to seem better than partner
6)After partner and your target break up, make a move on target after 4 days or less they will probably date you now since you've built up credibility as a reliable person TO THEM
7) Act like you're the best, most upstanding person by attacking ex-parnter when they contact your target
8)Continue to seem like a great person when in reality you only treat your target right because you like them and actually hate everyone else
9) Make false rumors
10) Continue to be the lowest scum on the earth
11) Repeat steps 7-10
And there you have the steps to Carsoning
BE WARNED EVEN IF YOU ARE BETTER THAN THE PERSON CARSONING YOUR PARTNER MAY STILL LEAVE YOU.
NOTE: DO NOT FIGHT WITH PARTNER EVEN IF IT'S JUST YOU BEING CONCERNED, IT INCREASES CHANCES OF BEING CARSON'D
The gif below depicts a man falling into a Carsoners trap.
P1: My girl just dumped me...said she needed some time to herself
P2: Hey be careful of Samuel, they seem pretty close, he might Carson her
Luke: BRO, MY GIRL JUST GOT WITH ZACK AND WE'VE ONLY BEEN BROKEN UP FOR 5 DAYS!
Victor: You got Carson'd
Person 1: They're just a friend nothing more...but whenever we fight... get closer and closer to them...
Person 2: So...they're Carsoning me....
Person 1: No nothing like that...they make have asked for a chance when we first started but it's nothing, I love you...
Person 1: Yeah...they're Carsoning me.
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Carson's annoying as fuck. Carson will spend the majority of your time with him talking endlessly about himself & his problems, leaving others like: "Damn nigga, get off your own nuts."
Carson is a douchebag.
#narcissist
Literally everyone, whenever Carson is around: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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When a Man acts so feminine he reminds you of Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Guy1 to Guy2 "I just want to spend some time with just the two of us, without anyone else hanging out."
Guy2 to Guy1" Do you think you can be anymore gay, Carson?"
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gross little kid who will be bald before he is 21.
Also looks like he's about to go on a golf trip with the bois.
Why is the child Carson balding?
idk. but at least he's ready to golf.
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