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Dark chocolate is the chocolate that is darker than the regular one (milk chocolate).... and white chocolate.
Consists of two types, semisweet (used for cooking) and bittersweet (more cocoa, vanilla). However, both can be referred as 'couverture', that is chocolate rich in cocoa butter
It has more antioxidants than milk or white chocolate. However, avoid anything with caramel, nougat or other fillings. These fillings are just adding sugar and fat which erase many of the benefits you get from eating the chocolate.
Mary: I love dark chocolate
Susan: You mean African American male?
Mary: No, the one that melts in your mouth.... you've read Urban Dictionary too much
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the act of inserting one's own hand deep inside their asshole, sitting down on it until the whole hand becomes numb and then using said hand to masturbate to completion with.
Hey Chris, was it weird when I gave myself that chocolate stranger last night in the living room while you and your girlfriend were watching Grey's Anatomy?
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A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.
Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage
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n. a fat african american person
A-Philly is such a sloppy chocolate!!!!!
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A sexual encounter involving one white woman and three or more black men at one time. More rarely, a white man and three or more black women having sex.
Rick: Yesterday, my wife left at around 3:00 to go to a chocolate party, which she said she enjoyed very much!
Jacob: Uhh, you know what that is right?
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The act of defecating on a young female’s upper torso in a spiral manner and then proceeding to ejaculate upon, or Glaze, the roll-like mass of feces
CAUTION:
This maneuver requires a great deal of skill as the performer must be able to masturbate and defecate in a spiral pattern concurrently
My girl is into the Cleavland Steamer... But I decided to kick it up a knotch and go far the Chocolate Cinnabon
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I need a chocolate muffin for my banana nuttin
c'mon girl, just gimme that stuff/you'll be huffin 'n puffin' when I'm stuffin that muffin/.....gimme that chocolate muffin/hot out the oven/your chocolate muffin
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