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A church slut is a rare species of the female population that regularly attends church, puts up a perfect facade, fooling all those around her, and in the end, ends up jumping all the dicks in her proximity. While everyone is singing, their eyes happen to travel around the room, looking for the most compatible males. Some of these church sluts plan their outfits a month in advance, making sure that they look borderline holy/down to fuck.
They usually mark their territory by taking a minimum of 5,043 pictures with random males from their church/youth group and then proudly posting their accomplishments on facebook/myspace. A rare conversation usually occurs through facebook or through the phone (text message or phone sex) to keep the suspicions from arousing. However, church sluts keep their dirty work underground. The physical activity stays to a minimum of hugs.
Usually church sluts look alike, and are normally flat and attempt at exposing more skin than needed. Their hairstyles are strangely similar to the next church slut, and they always must wear five inch heels with their outfits.
oh. my. god. becky. look at that girl. she is SoooOOOoOoo flat. kinda reminds me like one of those church sluts!
who understands those church guys
they only talk to her cuz they don't get any action outside of this, ok?
i mean her chest
its just so flat
i can't believe it's so flat
it's like caving in
i mean, it's not legit!
look, she's just so.... boobless
I LIKE CHURCH SLUTS AND I CANNOT LIE. HOW THOSE SKIRTS ARE MAXIMUM KNEE LENGTH HIGH. WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY CHEST SHE PUTS IT IN YO FACE AND YOU GET SPRUNG!
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Hey girl, your gettin some love handles down there. When was the last time you went to church?
Jesus?
No bitch, GAY church!
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the gulag of Roblox, im telling you if you come in here looking goofy you will get attacked immediately bro. like i joined and the first thing someone said to me was "Imagine nigger". Like dude, im literally a lego and u still dont have the self control to be a normal human being. Anyway, the culture here is pretty simple. Drink, stand in ur spot, argue. The best arguments are held right in the middle of the slopey thing if you wanna see how brutal it is, now im lucky I've never gotten to a big big one though, those mothercuckers can eat you alive. Try to stay in your place too, or you'll look like a total mess. Don't wear things that make u look like a tryhard, like those army uniforms with way too much pouches. Just be normal, and you'll stay calm with everyone. Unless your black.
"Yooo wanna play roblox church?"
"Dude sorry but i think thats too intense"
"you fuckin pussy whore"
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A religion in which we almost always need to chew gum. We chew it at work, school, at the park, and wherever else we please. We can also wear hoods in buildings no matter who says we can’t. Every Wednesday we go to church and chew gum, sing songs, and have baking contests. There are about 20,000 people in this religion but more are still joining monthly.
Teacher: Please spit out your gum.
Student: Sorry I can’t it’s against my religion, GumGum Church.
Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.
If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.
a member of the world-known catholic mob (a priest or a nun), characterized by their specific way of walking (shuffling feet), creaky voice and black&white clothes.
The church penguin told me masturbation was wrong, so I quit it, easy as abc.
A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.
Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"
Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"
Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church