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A phrase used to excuse oneself from a group of friends to take a shit inorder to think over a tough situation.
-"Smells like its time to make an executive decision."
-"Good idea boss!"
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An executive order by President Estelle Wilcox declaring “soda” the correct word describing a carbonated soft drink and denouncing “pop,” “soda pop,” “coke” (as a collective), or any other “imaginary words.”
“While iced tea may be better, soda is the correct term for this drink and all other words are imaginary and incorrect; I declare this in my new executive order 420”- President Wilcox’s address to Congress 2069
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Execute a furry day is a day on January 17 where you get to torture and execute a furry in the most inhumane ways possible.
Im celebrating execute a furry day by feeding one of those idiots to a 12 foot saltwater crocodile!
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When you are pulled aside for secondary screening at the airport and they don't find anything that they were allegedly looking for.
TSA: "Excuse me miss, can you gather your belongings and step over here. WE NEED A FEMALE WAND OVER HERE!"
Passenger: "Oh great, apparently I've just qualified for the executive panty search."
TSA: (after fondling and finding nothing) "You are free to go, have a nice day!"
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Executive Decisions is a game of Bloon Tower Defense III based on the mutual agreements and cooperative placement of dart monkeys, tack towers, cannons, and spike-o-pults. Upgrades are of course also made only after an executive decision has been reached regarding the upgrade of that tower. At anytime, however, road spikes or pineapples may be distributed by either party of the group.
JLB: "Hey JLB, wanna go play a quick round of BLT 3 based on Executive Decisions?"
Doug: "Sure boss."
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It means some one who is going to get executed want to get it on TV
“My execution will be televised Because I want I want to see it”
It means someone who is going to get executed wanted to be on TV
“ my execution will be televised because I want everyone to see it “