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A women with an emmense amount of hair on her vaginal region.
Man she is a hairy ocean.
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The act of inserting your scrotum into a partners mouth, whilst they are manually masturbating you with their hand, therefore resembling the act of sucking on a hairy lollipop whilst holding it by the stick.
I think Danny loves me. He gave me a hairy lollipop.
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When a woman seems receptive to physical interaction (fucking, sucking, fondling, etc.), but when you actually get down to it, she's real uptight about having sexy fun time and if you try she'll hurt your genitals.
A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.
Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night and she seemed down for some wild shit, but when I got her to my house she turned out to be a major hairy cactus, kicked me in the nuts and took off with my ipod!
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The result of unexpectedly sticking your penis all the way in to someones' mouth whilst being given a blowjob; provided you don't shave your nether regions.
"My wife gave me for another fucking tie for Christmas, so I gave her a hairy lollipop."
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A Hairy lemon refers to a hairy Vagina that is frequently unserviceable due to a variety of hygiene related issues.
"Hey bro, what happened between you and that girl you were seeing?"
"It just wasn't working out, she was a hairy lemon."
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A man with hair covering the following areas of his body. Face, neck, chest, shoulders, back, arms, legs, ass, backs of fingers, tops of toes. A neanderthal
throwback, a missing link. A person who
will scare children if shirtless.
My brother-in-law is such a hairy bastard that he looks like he has on black coveralls when he's naked.
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Male genitalia
AKA - Purple Helmet Warrior, Pork Sword, Cock, Penis, Love Stick, Wang, Doodle, Fuck Stick, Heat Seeking Moisture Missile, Mutton Dagger, Fishing Rod, Ding dong, Ankle Spanker, Kidney Cracker, Giggle Stick, Love Whistle, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johney, Taliwacker, Pocket Rocket, Engine cranker, Baby pocket, One Eyed Trouser Trout, Tube Steak.
Man my hairy Hotdog hurts.
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