jewish ankle

When you receive a direct blow to the Medial or Lateral Malleolus of the ankle and its hurts for a long ass time.

Last night at the club at Tom pushed me into the stage , I had a wicked Jewish ankle for the rest of the night .

jewish tuxedo

a combination of formal wear with sneakers. Jewish tuxedos often consist of a dress shirt, khakis, white socks, and white/grey sneakers.

Larry David wears a Jewish Tuxedo throughout the Curb Your Enthusiasm series.

Jewish Charity

When you find a lot of coins on a table or on the ground.

"Look John, I got 64 cents from Jewish Charity"

Jewish Wallet

When you put coins in the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

“Hey Larry can I borrow a Quarter?”
“Yeah let me get it out of my Jewish Wallet”

Jewish football

A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".

I lost at Jewish Football...

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jewish donut

See definition bagel.

Ezeekial likes to eat a jewish donut for breakfast.

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jewish virgin

A female who does anal, oral, and just about everything else... with the exception of vaginal intercourse, so she can still claim to be a virgin on her wedding day.

"She has herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea... but no kids."
"Oh, she must be a Jewish virgin!"

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