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a combination of formal wear with sneakers. Jewish tuxedos often consist of a dress shirt, khakis, white socks, and white/grey sneakers.
Larry David wears a Jewish Tuxedo throughout the Curb Your Enthusiasm series.
Adverb. The act of cumming on a females crown and then putting a piece of fabric or paper on top of it to resemble a yamaka.
She didn't wanna swallow so I gave her a Jewish yamacum instead .
When two people blow a mouth full of pennies back and forth into each others mouths. Add some semen to spice things up.
Jake and Alex Enjoyed a nice Jewish Snowball.
Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.
Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.
Boss: Sure.
Guy: Thanks!
A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".
I lost at Jewish Football...
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Ezeekial likes to eat a jewish donut for breakfast.
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A female who does anal, oral, and just about everything else... with the exception of vaginal intercourse, so she can still claim to be a virgin on her wedding day.
"She has herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea... but no kids."
"Oh, she must be a Jewish virgin!"
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