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Jewish Cuckold

An average Jewish Cuckold white guy who is cuckolded with people of color by his Jewish girlfriend. More popular in the Northeast especially among young liberal couples. Jewish cuckold guys are totally chill about their girls cheating with POC.

"Um so Sarah... When you cuck Marc do you let him eat you out afterwards? Or do you let him put his little pink thing in you after you get fucked?"

"Morty loves when I have sex with Latin guys and come home and sit on his face. He jacks his little white thing off while I tell him about me having an actual orgasm from sex,"

"Marc is such a good Jewish Cuckold that he got a vasectomy and paid for Tyrone and I to visit his friends in Jamaica next month."

by Jacqueline Barrett & Marc Matz February 24, 2023

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Jewish Yamacum

Adverb. The act of cumming on a females crown and then putting a piece of fabric or paper on top of it to resemble a yamaka.

She didn't wanna swallow so I gave her a Jewish yamacum instead .

by Mike Hunt 420 June 2, 2017


Jewish heaven

When you're so high that you start thinking you're a Jew.

Dude, I was in fucking Jewish heaven last night.

by Theblondejew May 13, 2018


Jewish Snowball

When two people blow a mouth full of pennies back and forth into each others mouths. Add some semen to spice things up.

Jake and Alex Enjoyed a nice Jewish Snowball.

by xxclandestinexx July 19, 2019


Jewish football

A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".

I lost at Jewish Football...

by hahahahahahahahahaha January 15, 2008

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jewish donut

See definition bagel.

Ezeekial likes to eat a jewish donut for breakfast.

by Andrew Stump August 30, 2005

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jewish virgin

A female who does anal, oral, and just about everything else... with the exception of vaginal intercourse, so she can still claim to be a virgin on her wedding day.

"She has herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea... but no kids."
"Oh, she must be a Jewish virgin!"

by Jesus Swallows November 26, 2006

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