Local Face

A skinny cracked out looking girl that usually works at your local gas station or convenient store. She'll have bad teeth from smoking and lack of care. She looks about 10 years older than she actually is. Usually hangs out with the local wiggers and always has an angry look on her face. Can also be spotted at what ever local bar that scumbags hang out at. Old dudes and your slower friends may think shes kind of hot. There is at least one of these girls in every town and they never leave because they don't have a car. You can see by the way her face looks that shes never been anywhere and will never go anywhere.

Dude 1: Hey man did you see that new girl working at the gas station.

Dude 2: Yeah she has a bad case of Local Face

Local hoe

Someone you were friends with when you were younger, then they stared hoeing around with older guys. You highkey hate them but you don’t want to drop them as a friend because they’re mentally unstable.

Person 1: Why are you still hanging out with Stacy?
Person 2: Oh she’s just my local hoe, I’m not sure what she would do if I stopped.

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durham local

the most badass person alive

jesus: hey that guy is really cool.
Satan: yea, he's the durham local

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Local Leo

Referring to local law-inforcement from any region. Most commonly used for local cops or detectives.

They asked the Local Leo's for the evidence they collected.

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local beasters

n. Locally grown weed. Usually only available in small quantities. Better than schwag, but nothing special.

Ryan whipped out a bag of some local beasters and rolled out a fucking hog leg.

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Local Celebrity

n.
A well-known person in your local community. This person is very popular and considered almost famous around town. Local Celebrities are very attractive and have a contagious personality. Their paparazzi usually consist of anyone taking pictures with their camera phone as they walk or drive by.

Brevard County's Local Celebrity is Vesta; everyone wants to get with her.

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local h

An underground local Chicago band that is slowly making its mark across the United States. Some kickass songs include "Hands on the Bible", "Down on the Floor", and "PJ Soles".

Local H is an awesome alternative band out of Chicago. If you need new music, this is the one you must check out.

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