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Minty-proof

Something so simple that even a child can understand.

Bob: This manual is so Minty-proof.
John: I know, right? Even my kid can understand it.

by posu May 5, 2011


Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater

“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes

by TheTeam315 March 16, 2023


Minnetonka Minty Pig

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards

Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...

by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020


frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg

by Midget slinger July 2, 2017


Minty Corgi

A type of furry that tends to be weird at times, usually with certain interests, hobbies, or personality. Such as Being a furry.

That guy was strange, he was such a Minty Corgi.

by Sylvia. May 12, 2022


minty-est

This word defines a person as someone who is superior to everyone else. They're so unreal you can't even get on their level!

Jake and Nat are two of the minty-est kids around!

by Mint Baud December 9, 2013


Ooo minty

A phrase often said when fucking someone within 3.5cm of dental floss

Oooo minty. Sharon, you’re so minty tonight. Ooooo

by Justanemobunny May 4, 2018