Something so simple that even a child can understand.
Bob: This manual is so Minty-proof.
John: I know, right? Even my kid can understand it.
When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater
“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”
When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards
Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...
when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth
Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg
A type of furry that tends to be weird at times, usually with certain interests, hobbies, or personality. Such as Being a furry.
That guy was strange, he was such a Minty Corgi.
This word defines a person as someone who is superior to everyone else. They're so unreal you can't even get on their level!
Jake and Nat are two of the minty-est kids around!
A phrase often said when fucking someone within 3.5cm of dental floss
Oooo minty. Sharon, you’re so minty tonight. Ooooo