When you cum across a girls upper lip
Guy 1: Man you see that chick ogre there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I'd totally give her a milk moustache
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Always on a Female, it's when she first notices small bit of fluff on her upper lip, she then shaves it off- not knowing that for life she is going to have a dirty moustache. She will then try to cover it up with some cheap poundshop makeup.
Look at that Nurse... she's got a dirty moustache
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A horrifying moustache that terrifies most young children
Thatβs very Manavβs moustache
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Hitler style bush of hair above the lips after puss- scaping.
Thought I as getting with the Furor when I went down on her. Had that Pussy Moustache hovering under my nose. Gave her my best "Seig Heil"!
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When pubic hair gets stuck in someones braces while giving oral. This makes it a lot less horny.
H: yesterday S gave me a bj but my pubes got stuck in her braces
A: LOL! she got a tooth moustache
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The act of trimming pubic hair off his/her genatal area and gluing it under the nose creating a filthy curly moustache.
Brad was so drunk when he past out last night so I gave him a filthy moustache!
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5 Year Old who complains about having a labia moustache: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A WABIA MOUSTACHE! IT HUWTS! MY WABIA MOUSTACHE HUWTS!
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