I shaved my balls for this?

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

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tripping my balls off

Under the extreme influence of a psychedelic substance. The user is most likely seeing open-eye hallucinations(OEV) and possibly having a spiritual moment. Complete loss of connection with reality.

Dude, those shrooms i just ate............wait, what? Oh dude, did you feel that? I'm sending you energy waves by closing my eyelids at you. Dude, it's shaking the whole room. I f*cking hate that lemon, it wants to fight me. I'm so tripping my balls off. F*CK YOU LEMON!!!!!!!

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cup my balls

1. when you try to hold someone's hand by constantly brushing up against it with yours when you're walking

2. not trying to hold someone's hand, but constantly brushing up against it with yours when you're walking

most commonly used to either:

a. scare people

b. embarrass people

c. around friends

1. When I was walking to class with David today, I swear he was trying to cup my balls.

2. Jess, stop doing that, are you trying to cup my balls?!

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No sweat off my balls.

No problem for me. No big deal to me.

Sobody you don't give a shit about doesn't invite you to their wedding. Your response: No sweat off my balls.

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No hair off my balls

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.

No hair off my balls.

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Makes my balls itch

Situational instance in which the speaker is overcome with annoyance, discomfort, disgust, etc.

"Listening to that bitch talk about her feelings makes my balls itch!"

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get off my balls

Way of saying leave me alone, stop breaking my balls,calm down, it will get done, just give me time.

My academic advisor needs to get off my balls when it comes to choosing a major.

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