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One of the worst low budget movies ever made... The guys in the movie tried way to hard to be funny and they were not funny at all....
Instead of seeing Napoleon Dynamite, see Donnie Darko. NOw thats a good low budget movie ;)
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pseudonym for Andy Warhol
"Napoleon in Rags, and the language that he use" - Bob Dylan
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Only the funniest, stupidest movie in the movie. It was a waste of time to see it but it was fucking funny as shit. Vote for Pedro, bitches. Gotta love this movie. Probably one of the funniest movies of all time.
Kid "What are you gonna do today Napoleon?"
Napoleon "What ever I feel like!"
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Anybody can say anybody else has one, since it's not based on size, strength, ability, intelligence, or any other attributes.
Guy 1- You got a Napoleon complex man.
Guy 2- No, no, it's you that has the Napoleon complex, not me.
Guy 1- I've studied this stuff, and I assure you, it is you that has the Napoleon complex.
Guy 3- Both of you shut the fuck up, you're both idiots with small penises.
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A movie a lot less people would like if they knew it was about them, as it's a couple of guys making fun of people with Napoleon's syndrome, and how what people say their lives are isn't always the truth if no cameras are watching. Being a Napoleon isn't fun when you don't have Napoleon power and nobody thinks you're Dynamite. That would make you appear to be as nerdy as the two guys in Napoleon dynamite, who had fun making a movie making fun of Napoleon's everywhere and acting nerdy, why the hell not.
He's out to prove he's got nothing to prove! Napoleon Dynamite!
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a debilitating, neurological disorder affecting only men from the tiny hamlet deep inside middle earth. this scenic little village is known as The Shire.
the napoleonic disorder might have connections dating back to the infamous "three-meter island" nuclear meltdown that nearly wiped out every hobbit in the shire. before the cataclysmic explosion the shire looked like a demilitarized zone in detroit in the 1980's. the hobbit population wasndropping at an alarming rate until the nuclear power plant meltdown that changed the landscape from ghetto to garden. and it ultimately caused an huge population spike that unmistakably saved the hobbit from extinction. of course no one could have known that the tallest hobbit to ever live since the nuclear fallout has been the ex-adult film star willow. since his public execution over 67% of all male hobbits have some symptoms of the napoleonic nature that warped and twisted every hobbit since then to be quite ornery and most are born dangerously close to near-autistic levels.
this mutation can distort the hobbits frontal lobe, which curiously lies in their ample posterior. most hobbits afflicted by this will actually believe that he is in fact FOUR FEET tall and relevant. symptoms are exponentially compounded by the imbibing of ale and lager the smoking of pipe weed is the only known cure as it stabilizes the serotonin levels in the brain.
"Hey, check out Jodi's Drivers License, you can see his feet in the picture."
"Don't get him started--you know how his Napoleon Complex makes his wee-ass get!"
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