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When a man is running unusually late in the morning and shaves only below his jaw line, thus giving the appearance that he is beginning to grow a beard when he actually is not.
Co-worker: "Mornin' Tim, say...are you starting a beard?"
Tim: "Naw, just a late shave."
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Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.
"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.
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Shaving the book has become a popular pastime in many Western European countries.
An euphemism of going home.
Jack was shaving a watermelon.
A phrase used within a group of men. Once one yells “shave check”, the others have to expose their pubic hair in a quick flash to complete the check. It is done one at a time in a circle of the people starting left to the shave checker. The cleanest shave is crowned as the winner of the shave check.
“Hey yo, shave check!”
The experience of realizing your boyfriend, husband, friend, neighbor, etc shaved a large volume of hair from their face (or other bodily location).
My boyfriend stopped by earlier. He shaved off his beard and mustache didn't tell me. What a shave shock!
The act of a person shaving hair off whatever body parts they deem necessary, but most emphasis being on the genitalia, before going out on the town. Party shaving is done with the intent to find someone to sleep with that night.
I hope you party shaved because you're totally getting laid tonight!