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When a man is running unusually late in the morning and shaves only below his jaw line, thus giving the appearance that he is beginning to grow a beard when he actually is not.
Co-worker: "Mornin' Tim, say...are you starting a beard?"
Tim: "Naw, just a late shave."
Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.
"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.
When a man grows a beard and shaves his head, in reverse of the usual convention.
Many NBA players use the reverse shave.
The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.
"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."
An euphemism of going home.
Jack was shaving a watermelon.
The experience of realizing your boyfriend, husband, friend, neighbor, etc shaved a large volume of hair from their face (or other bodily location).
My boyfriend stopped by earlier. He shaved off his beard and mustache didn't tell me. What a shave shock!
A phrase used within a group of men. Once one yells “shave check”, the others have to expose their pubic hair in a quick flash to complete the check. It is done one at a time in a circle of the people starting left to the shave checker. The cleanest shave is crowned as the winner of the shave check.
“Hey yo, shave check!”