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Accused by the former owners of trying to REWRITE HISTORY! WOW! SOUNDS FAMILIAR! It's Elon's MO!
Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"
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When a girl has a horshoe piercing in her vagina, and you connect a d-battery to it then proceed to have intercourse, electrocuting your genitals.
“Hey Trevor what was it like when you and your girl were Tesla coiling?”
“It was electrifying”
A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff
Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.
The kind of erection you get as the Tesla stock price drops
Stock dropped 15% today, gave me a nice Tesla Semi
When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".
"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"