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The most beautiful thing, no, living being on Earth. You will never be able to find another thing that is better than this because it can solve all of your problems. If you are a depressed bitch, read a book. If you have daddy issues because your dad is a pussy, the pages will always be by your side. Buy a book my friends.
"Wait, you have a book?! Watch when all your problems disappear, even your dad!"
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When you hook up with a girl in the most scholarly way possible, have her bent over doggy style and have an open book on her. That way you can study and smash
"Bro, last night Jonah walked in on me booking this girl"
"Dude, no way? Did he get a picture?
"You damn well know he did"
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either searching with a purpose or with no purpose at all on Facebook
I was booking hard last night and found the hottest chick and you're friends with her. Who is she?
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v. to bump ulgies; to have sex
When Mark and Danielle get married they are going to booke it up all night.
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