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When you put coins in the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis
“Hey Larry can I borrow a Quarter?”
“Yeah let me get it out of my Jewish Wallet”
When two people blow a mouth full of pennies back and forth into each others mouths. Add some semen to spice things up.
Jake and Alex Enjoyed a nice Jewish Snowball.
When she is giving you head and she starts to nibble on your foreskin.
Man 1: woah bro what happen to ya cock?
Man 2: she gave me that nice Jewish Woodchipper bro
Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.
Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.
Boss: Sure.
Guy: Thanks!
A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".
I lost at Jewish Football...
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Ezeekial likes to eat a jewish donut for breakfast.
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A female who does anal, oral, and just about everything else... with the exception of vaginal intercourse, so she can still claim to be a virgin on her wedding day.
"She has herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea... but no kids."
"Oh, she must be a Jewish virgin!"
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