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When you receive a direct blow to the Medial or Lateral Malleolus of the ankle and its hurts for a long ass time.
Last night at the club at Tom pushed me into the stage , I had a wicked Jewish ankle for the rest of the night .
a combination of formal wear with sneakers. Jewish tuxedos often consist of a dress shirt, khakis, white socks, and white/grey sneakers.
Larry David wears a Jewish Tuxedo throughout the Curb Your Enthusiasm series.
Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.
Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.
Boss: Sure.
Guy: Thanks!
When she is giving you head and she starts to nibble on your foreskin.
Man 1: woah bro what happen to ya cock?
Man 2: she gave me that nice Jewish Woodchipper bro
A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".
I lost at Jewish Football...
A female who does anal, oral, and just about everything else... with the exception of vaginal intercourse, so she can still claim to be a virgin on her wedding day.
"She has herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea... but no kids."
"Oh, she must be a Jewish virgin!"