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Wooden the Day means having a good morning after a bad night, often a sleepless night due to alcohol consumption but parenting is also a common cause.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.
"The toddler wouldn't stop crying but we woodened the day with a mimosa brunch."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."
1. The outstanding WWII Brit fighter/bomber--DeHaviland Mosquito. AKA "Mossie."
2. My John Thompson when I wake up next to my bride in the morning.
1. "Gotta love the Mossie."
"Yup. The Wooden Wonder!"
2. "Darling, is that the Wooden Wonder or are you just happy to see me?"
"Why not both?"
Having a pc that doesn't work for shit.
*playing R6, and someone has the hourglass loading symbol above their head before loading in.*
"why is this taking so long?"
"he has a wooden pc"
A girl you adore and love very much, but that love is unrequited and she does not feel the same. This definition stems from 2 songs called wooden girl: one by jonatan leandoer96 and one by pino placentile. Both songs describe women they loved that did not love them same way.
“I gave her all the kisses that I could, but it only seemed you were made of wood” lyrics to wooden girl by pino placentile
“He is afraid that the girl might not love him for what he is, instead for what he has.” - meaning of wooden girl by jonatan leandoer96 according to genius.com
When 100 guys surround a girl and pick her up with their erect dicks and carry her out of the room.
The boys and I did a sick wooden pallet with Vanessa last week!
wooden carimo is used to sepict someone being murdered in gang warefare and being put in their 'wooden carimo' is to be put in thier coffin
yo'betta watch yo' ass before i bust it with my pea shooter and u end up in yo' wooden carimo