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An exuberant suggestion to party down and not think for a single moment about the pubic louse waiting to feast on your party-going blood.
Get down, have some brewskies and get yer crabs on!
Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.
Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.
Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy
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Exclamation (Scottish) used offensively towards people whose trousers are clearly too short for their legs. Derived from the resemblance to a flag flying at half-mast, speculatively in honour of the wearer's dead felines.
Yer cats are deid! Did ye buy they jeans at the market?
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This is a doric phrase that comes from people who keep racing pigeons. The phrase means "Hows your pigeons?" the normal reply would be "Aye peckin aye peckin" which means "Always pecking, always pecking".
"Fit like mannie, foos yer doos?"
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This is a question which applies to a real backwoods family situation. Not just a matter of supremacy anymore, but which of these males did your mama do the nasty with when you were procreated?
Ester; Ya'll dun wish you cud hav sum o dis?
Lem; Wull shu, dat wuld real sp'eechal, s'ept I'd hav tu ast, "who's yer pappy?" cuz we mought well be bruth'r an sis.
Ester; Shiet, that's eaaasy, thet salesman dun hit the road wif a v'ngence when Grandad ketched em wit my maw. Ain not gots tu wury, thur's his nuts stil cling'n tu a nail!
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To completely overreact to a situation. Obviously meant to apply to women but doubly effective when applied to a man, implying they are, in fact, actually a woman.
Thomas: We're going to be late again! We have to leave and you're still sorting mail and need a wash!
Percy: Ok, don't shit yer snatch! The fat controller can wait two minutes!
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a commonly used insult among scottish gang members utilised to instigate an aggressive response from a rival youth.
'haw you ya bawbag.. yer maw's a junkie.'
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