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To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.
I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...
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the most valued thing on earth {more valubuel than diamonds
Hand sanitizer is more precious than anything except hospital masks
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Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.
"All the girls wanted to grab a fistful of James's Hand-Candy"
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the person who says this to you is telling you not to talk/disturb her. Brilliant but rude
'Hey can I ask you something?' - 'Talk to the hand!'
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Simply when your hand smells of bum. Due mainly to having too little toilet paper and being too vigorous on the wipe.
Man1: "Pleased to meet you kind sir".
Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".
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An emasculated man; a man who lets his girlfriend or wife carry his balls around in her purse.
"Dave is such a hand bag, his girlfriend made him stop drinking."
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Keepin your hos in line
your pimpin business
how yo pimp hand? strong baby stong
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