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a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over”
girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me
girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap
On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
A reaaaaally ugly 'red' head, more orange. lives near regina
wooah did u see that ugly red head?
Yess his name is Matthew Perkins
n. very close to the ground
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
"Where is Matthew Diamond?"
"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"
The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.
Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!
To be an alpha chad and to strive hard to be the best
Incels should study the philosophy Matthewism