Magical fruit

Cheese

The magical fruit is cheese

Dough Fruit

a fucking prehistoric one piece fucking apple made of dough

doughy fucking delicious apple called a dough fruit

Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

A fruit loop freak out is a category 5 freak out by a person who ia mentally unstable. Typically, a fruit-loop freak-out involves screaming, crying, threatening, and periodically stopping to screech "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRUIT LOOPS?!?"

We all love fruit loops, but not so much as a fruit-loop freaker

He destroyed the house in a Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

Bougie Fruits

Mangoes, starfruit, jackfruit, Anjou pears, pomegranate

Nobody brings bougie fruits to eat at their desk. That shit stays at home.

hanging fruit

For an individual to have saggy breasts or boobs.

Her hanging fruit surprised me considering her boobs were so small.

fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.

Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.