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my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!
When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.
I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!
One of the biggest bands that ever existed. The band members are regularly known as terrible dancers and the best people on earth.
One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.
After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.
A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
Person 1: What's your favorite favorite band?
Directioner: One Direction.
Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.
Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*
Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-
Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
A girl who is large around the mid section, and instead of having many curves like attractive girls do. She has but one curve at the mid section, starting thin towards the head then gets wider and gets thinner toward the feet.
Dude that girl is such a one-curve!
Oh God! Don't look now the one-curve is coming!
A thousand dollars held together with a rubber band.
Sweet guitar. What did it cost?
Shit son, I talked him down to a one clip.
That one teacher who thinks you have all the free time in the world
John: oh my god we got a reading book and a project on Christmas from Mrs oberkurky!
Joe: You always have that one teacher.
A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.
Bobby: “what’s Ronald McDonald’s name?”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”