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Crash Retard

A Person who passed the level of being a crash dummy

Me: Ion fuck with marky that nigga a crash dummy

You: nawh that nigga surpassed crash dummy bro a whole crash retard

by Ethan keeling November 2, 2020

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retard happy

In it's essence, an orgasm. You feel so good and so happy but you can't explain it, it's just good.

Man, she made me feel so good last night, I was like retard happy.

by theamazingsquid February 1, 2012

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The Retard's Gambit

Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.

Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.

by gamblorizer November 20, 2020

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retard martyr

Someone regarded as a leader of his cause even tho he was a twat whilst alive.

If Trump got capped by someone at a rally he'd be a retard martyr

by alphabravosierra June 20, 2016

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Ethnic Retard

All the people who believe racial stereotypes and think that talking to someone who doesn't know English slowly and with an accent similar to theirs will help them understand better.

John: Man Adrian is an idiot.
Dimitri: How so?
John: He went up to some random Chinese guy and asked him if he had wide screen vision.
John: Wow.. What an ethnic retard.

by Ur#_1_ November 23, 2011

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sugar retarded

A diabetic who is dumb

โ€œIโ€™m you just dumb and has a shitty panchreasโ€

Iโ€™m you just sugar retarded

by HaloFurrie69 December 1, 2017

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Retard proud

The act of being so proud or happy about an accomplishment you bring it up randomly in conversation without any context or relation to the actual topic of discussion.

Tom- Hey Bob, did you catch the game?

Bob- Yeah I di...

Larry- I GOT NEW SEASHELLS FOR MY SEASHELL COLLECTION!!

Tom- ...Uhhh, cool ?

Bob- ...Yeah, nice...wow.

Larry - I was retard proud guys, sorry about that.

by devildogg75 April 17, 2012

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